lisa pidurituli?
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83 Lincoln Mark VI
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kalev35   |
 Natuke nalja...vol.15lisa pidurituli? ____________________________ 83 Lincoln Mark VI We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. |
| 28.01.2006 at 16:44 |
| chopper |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Taaskasutus. http://www.crazybabysitter.com/pfs.php?m=view&v=2-bankrupt-man.jpg ____________________________ Tattooblog: http://pinkbananatattoo.wordpress.com http://www.pinkbanana.ee http://www.talbot-music.com |
| 28.01.2006 at 20:49 |
| fire83 |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 scaretactics ____________________________ Andmete taastamine katkistelt kõvaketastelt '08 Chevrolet Captiva '93 Must TransAm '83 Punane Firebird |
| 30.01.2006 at 00:17 |
| vr_ |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 nomaitea minumeelest väärib siia kopeerimist, tegemist siis teema alguse ja hetkel lõpuga  quote: quote: ____________________________ Imperialist 71 |
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| 30.01.2006 at 02:17 |
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| wagoneer |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Laisa inimese jalgpall  http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1858640896825067657 ____________________________ dodge ram 2500 97´ 400+ hp 60psi boost 1/4- 13.918 sek 1 mile 195kmh - areng jätkub pontiac firebird convertible 69´ pontiac gto 71´ töös Dodge Charger Super Bee 71´ kohal International Harvester Travelette C-120 61´ garaazis elustamisel |
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| 30.01.2006 at 11:56 |
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| Vanaisa Moderator |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably , it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "sh*t." ____________________________ 2002 DHS |
| 30.01.2006 at 12:54 |
| Märt |
 Natuke nalja...vol.15Philosophy! ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ____________________________ Durango Hemi Limited with PowerSlot Cyro brakes and Mopar performance exchaust for noise 11 liitrit garaazis :) |
| 30.01.2006 at 13:34 |
| rat_013 |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6935542091804227947&q=ford ____________________________ vweekuus |
| 30.01.2006 at 21:33 |
| masterofceremony |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Mnjah, ei oskagi kohe nagu midagi öelda  http://www.youtube.com/w/TopGear-Super-Cars-Having-Problems?v=zJqi5G-Xk_A ____________________________ CB ja raadioamatööride foorum. |
| 31.01.2006 at 09:57 |
| valloj |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Kassiir märkab supermarketis veidi nõutu näoga ringi vaatavat meest ja küsib, kas saaks teda aidata. Mees vastab, et naine saatis ta tampoone ostma. Kassiir näitab talle õige vahekäigu kätte, aga kui mees tagasi ilmub, on tal kaasas suur kilekott vatipallikestega ja rull jämedat niiti. Kassiir on väga üllatunud ja küsib mehelt: "Vabandage, aga ma sain nii aru, et te otsite tampoone?" "Sedan´d küll," vastab mees. "Aga teate, kui ma eile oma naisel palusin mulle poest paki suitsu tuua, ostis tema karbi tubakat ja rulli sigaretipaberit,väites, et nii on ju PALJU ODAVAM..." |
| 31.01.2006 at 10:50 |
| tann28 |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 |
| 31.01.2006 at 11:55 |
| masterofceremony |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Palju pilte, aga väärt vaatamist http://users.pandora.be/racemaniac/BunnySuicides ____________________________ CB ja raadioamatööride foorum. |
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| 31.01.2006 at 11:58 |
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| Raits |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2402060372341641699 ____________________________ It’s A Jeep Thing You Wouldn’t Understand |
| 31.01.2006 at 12:15 |
| wax |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Kellele lowrider?  |
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| 02.02.2006 at 14:14 |
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| silver |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Kaks abielus naist käisid nädalalõpus ilma meesteta baaris. Tagasitulles ja täitsa täis olles, tuli neile surnuaia koha peal suur häda. Kartsid küll, aga siiski läksid surnuaeda hädale. Muidugi polnud neil paberit. Üks nendest võttis aluspüksid ära ja puhkis nendega, pärast viskas need muidugi ära. Aga teisel hakkas aluspükstest kahju. Ta võttis esimese ettejuhtuva lillekimbu/pärja hauakünkalt ja pühkis sellega. Järgmisel päeval helistas esimese naise abielumees teisele: "Me peaksime oma naisi rohkem kontrollima, viimane kord väljas käies ei käitunud nad vist korralikult, sest minu naisel polnud tagasi tulles aluspükse jalas!" "See pole veel midagi," vastas teine, "Minu omal oli perse vahel kaart! - "ME EI UNUSTA SIND IIAL"! MÄLESTADES: EESTI MEESKOOR. " |
| 02.02.2006 at 14:40 |
mth  |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 |
| 02.02.2006 at 16:47 |
| Astro SS |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Suhteliselt aktuaalne  jäätee -> ice tea ____________________________ Diesel T-15 --> doonor Diesel T-25 --> must katikas Diesel T-35 --> tavaline kallur Dodge Ram jupid müügiks : http://www.tqhq.ee/forum/viewtopic.php?tid=30042 Lahinguväljal näeme, raisk! Probleemid algavad @75psi |
| 02.02.2006 at 18:29 |
| fire83 |
 Natuke nalja...vol.15Vene huumor http://www.hot.ee/fire83/konoplja.mp3 http://www.hot.ee/fire83/Yakodzumi.mp3 http://www.hot.ee/fire83/cat.mp3 ____________________________ Andmete taastamine katkistelt kõvaketastelt '08 Chevrolet Captiva '93 Must TransAm '83 Punane Firebird |
| 03.02.2006 at 10:26 |
| wax |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 Bicycle Taxi in Tallinn, Estonia http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6738582083456243386&q=tallinn |
| 03.02.2006 at 14:09 |
| kalev35 |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 mida su auto teistele tähendab... Lincoln: 'I'm late for bingo and a covered dish supper.' tõlgin: "Kiirustan bingomängule koos 'too-oma-toit-kaasa' õhtusöögiga" Esmakordselt Lincolni kohta midagi sellist ____________________________ 83 Lincoln Mark VI We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. |
| 03.02.2006 at 16:10 |
| rat_013 |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 sorry kui olnud on jne, aga.. soomlased ütlevad selle kohta et "edes pääsiäisellä ei ole niin paljon munaa kuin tossa" http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=E526FC50-0E09-4619-AEDA-6F47345C4C4E&term=69%20camaro&p=0 ____________________________ vweekuus |
| 03.02.2006 at 22:03 |
| Zombiev6 |
Natuke nalja...vol.15quote: siin leheküljel on päris palju mõnusaid clippe |
| 03.02.2006 at 22:16 |
| kalev35 |
Natuke nalja...vol.15quote:http://www.freewebs.com/1972lincolnmarkiv/index.htm ____________________________ 83 Lincoln Mark VI We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. |
| 04.02.2006 at 19:25 |
| Maik |
Natuke nalja...vol.15 ma arvan,et te olete lahedad vms ____________________________ Chervolet Corvette Supercharged 460hp/630nm [ Võib küsida Cobra alarme,Kärukonkse, Raudasid,Xenoneid ] |
| 04.02.2006 at 21:59 |
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