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 natuke nalja vol 33Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size ____________________________ Andmete taastamine katkistelt kõvaketastelt '08 Chevrolet Captiva '93 Must TransAm '83 Punane Firebird |
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| 16.02.2009 at 19:43 |
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Vanaisa  Moderator |
natuke nalja vol 33 Mina, kui panetunud Sony sõber, ostsin nende uue gadgeti juba ammu ära. Ja tõesti - see ei tee absoluutselt mitte midagi. Vinge aparaat! ____________________________ 2002 DHS |
| 16.02.2009 at 20:49 |
| antoine |
natuke nalja vol 33 Noor papp oli oma esimese jutluse ajal kirikus nii närvis, et ei suutnud isegi korralikult rääkida. Enne teist jutlust, järgmisel pühapäeval, õpetas peapiiskop, kuidas end lõdvestada. Ta pakkus välja järgmise lahenduse: Valage paar tilka viina klaasitäie vee hulka ja jooge see ära. Siis näete, kuidas pärast paari klaasitäie ärajoomist tunnete end juba palju rahulikumalt. Järgmisel pühapäeval tegi papp nii, kuidas õpetatud oli ja tundis end peatselt tõeliselt lõdvestununa. Jutlus läks kenasti ja kõne suisa voolas. Pärast jutlust leidis papp oma toast kirja peapiiskopilt: Lugupeetud Isa, Järgmisel korral valage paar tilka viina klaasi vee hulka - mitte paar tilka vett klaasi viina hulka. Kirjutan teile mõnedest tähelepanekutest, et samad vead ei korduks järgmisel pühapäeval: - ei ole mingit vajadust torgata sidrunilõiku kirikuviina karikasse; - see väike kamber altari kõrval ei ole wc; - proovige vältida Püha Maarja kujule naaldumist ja eelkõige Tema kallistamist ja rindade kompimist; - käskusid on 10, mitte 12; - see-eest apostleid oli kaksteist mitte seitse ja keegi neist ei olnud Pöialpoiss; - me ei viita Meie Issandale Jeesusele Kristusele sõnadega "JC & tema boys" ; - Taavet tappis Koljati kivi ja linguga, mitte ei "retsinud"; - me ei viita Juudasele sõnadega "kuradi persevest"; - ärge nimetage Ristija Johannest "Ristiisaks"; - Bin Ladenil ei ole Jeesuse surmaga midagi pistmist; - ärge lugege palvet kiriku trepil ja päris kindlasti ei tohi seda teha jalg piibli peal; - armuleib tuleb jagada armulauast osavõtjatele, see ei ole kirikuviinale pealehammustamiseks; - kui õhutate inimesi andma vabatahtlikku kümnist, võtke ära silt "kümnis on minu palk"; - patustajad lähevad Põrgusse mitte "hobuse perse"; - Meie Isa palvet tuleb lugeda käed taeva poole, mitte neid lainetuselaadselt lehvitades; - see oli hea, et kutsusite kirikulised Jumalale tantsima, kuid jenka-rivi ei olnud siiski kõige parem idee. TÄHTIS! See tüüp, kes istus seal altari nurga juures ja kellest rääkides Te kasutasite sõnu "homo" ja “seelikus transvestiit", olin mina. Loodan, et need vead on järgmiseks pühapäevaks parandatud. ____________________________ Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham 95 Cadillac Elforado 93 Mercury Cougar LS 89 Bostonian |
| 16.02.2009 at 22:47 |
| vallo16 |
natuke nalja vol 33 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNxV087tQ84 lasnamäe narkar |
| 16.02.2009 at 23:13 |
| uuesalu |
natuke nalja vol 33 Ameerika teleseriaali reklaam  |
| 17.02.2009 at 03:30 |
| Madlobster |
natuke nalja vol 33 Tark ment ____________________________ GSM:+372 56 987 330 Powered by V6 Chrysler Concorde and by V8 Buick Roadmaster |
| 17.02.2009 at 10:49 |
| wax |
natuke nalja vol 33 Vot siis. Ei ole naisjuhtidel kerge. :P http://naistekas.delfi.ee/foorum/read.php?f=9&t=350454&a=1 |
| 17.02.2009 at 14:22 |
| antoonio |
natuke nalja vol 33 |
| 17.02.2009 at 16:30 |
| emty |
natuke nalja vol 33 |
| 17.02.2009 at 17:14 |
| tfr |
natuke nalja vol 33 ____________________________ If it isn't blown, it sucks! Motopood - tsiklite sõiduvarustus, matkavarustus, tarvikud ja kuluosad |
| 17.02.2009 at 17:17 |
| vr_ |
natuke nalja vol 33quote: umbes 75 korda ____________________________ Imperialist 71 |
| 17.02.2009 at 17:41 |
R.Ott  |
natuke nalja vol 33          +Bonus:   ____________________________ Chrysler LeBaron LX Convertible Pontiac TransSport 3800 Chevrolet Camaro Iroc-Z convertible - 20th Anniversary Commemorative Edition |
| 17.02.2009 at 18:32 |
| Indrek_S |
natuke nalja vol 33 |
| 17.02.2009 at 21:27 |
| saleen |
natuke nalja vol 33 Veel üks VTEC pilt http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/doingwrongv3/1006989579 ____________________________ Ford Mustang 3.8 ´00 Chrysler Plymouth Voyager 3.3 ´94 M: Mercury Mariner 2.3 113 kW 4WD ´05 |
| 18.02.2009 at 00:49 |
| Sören |
natuke nalja vol 33 tee ääres on turvaline ____________________________ gts1000 & gl500 & w140 |
| 18.02.2009 at 13:25 |
| Astro SS |
natuke nalja vol 33 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car  ____________________________ Diesel T-15 --> doonor Diesel T-25 --> must katikas Diesel T-35 --> tavaline kallur Dodge Ram jupid müügiks : http://www.tqhq.ee/forum/viewtopic.php?tid=30042 Lahinguväljal näeme, raisk! Probleemid algavad @75psi |
| 18.02.2009 at 23:28 |
| ajutorm |
natuke nalja vol 33 |
| 19.02.2009 at 10:20 |
| Martin460 |
natuke nalja vol 33 Siin kõik tähtsamad klipid üheskoos...ei pea eraldi otsima  http://video.krabjiem.lv/sieviete-pie-stures/6883/ ____________________________ Dodge Ram 1500 Sport `02 5,9L V8 Laramie, Gibson Super Truck exhaust, Dynamat, K&N, 305/55/20, Late Dodge style rooflights, Black headlights, Back Country tube steps. Front cranced up 1" 22,9L/100km. |
| 19.02.2009 at 10:31 |
| wax |
natuke nalja vol 33 WTF   |
| 19.02.2009 at 11:05 |
| Sgrafito |
natuke nalja vol 33 BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY. This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with me.) Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'. NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. ONLY IN AMERICA NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE'RE NUTS |
| 19.02.2009 at 11:13 |
| Riho |
natuke nalja vol 33quote: Kalamehed räägivad, et hügieeniside saapas pidi olema väga hea jala kuivas hoidmiseks. Hetkel ei mäleta kus see oli, kus VIPide turvameestel pidi tampoon ja kondoom koguaeg kaasas olema - kuulihaava lappimiseks. Ehk see pood on orienteeritud sarnastele sihtgruppidele ____________________________ Lennu- ja meretransport, logistika USA-st, Jaapanist. Müügiks: Linc. Mark III '68, Dodge A100 '64, GAZ 31013 '92&'93; ZIL 131 '80 |
| 19.02.2009 at 11:55 |
| tfr |
natuke nalja vol 33 Street Legal ____________________________ If it isn't blown, it sucks! Motopood - tsiklite sõiduvarustus, matkavarustus, tarvikud ja kuluosad |
| 19.02.2009 at 13:26 |
| rescue |
natuke nalja vol 33quote: vot sellest naljast saab enamvähem aru aga see VTEC teema jääb kuidagi segaseks  ____________________________ http://www.fullthrottlev6.com |
| 19.02.2009 at 13:30 |
| Carbon |
natuke nalja vol 33 |
| 19.02.2009 at 13:42 |
| tfr |
natuke nalja vol 33 Et siis majandussurutise tingimustes müügimees vaatab, et ühel firmal arved juba pikemat aega maksmata. Helistab siis ja küsib, et mis värk on, arved maksmata jne. No klient siis vastab, et teate, meil on firmas selline süsteem, et arveid maksame ainult üks kord kuus. See näeb siis välja nii, et kogume kõik arved ühte pakki, segame hoolikalt läbi, paneme tagurpidi lauale ja kolm pealmist arvet kuuluvad maksmisele. Ülejäänud jäävad järgmist korda ootama. Selle peale läheb müügimees hullult närvi, et mis asja, mis kuradi ettevõte see teil selline on, et arveid ei maksa ja pange oma üritus üldse kinni kui hakkame ei saa. Klient läheb ka närvi: "Vaadake, mulle ei meeldi teie hääletoon ja suhtumine! Kui sama ülbelt edasi käitute siis järgmisel kuul te ei osalegi loosimises!!!" ____________________________ If it isn't blown, it sucks! Motopood - tsiklite sõiduvarustus, matkavarustus, tarvikud ja kuluosad |
| 19.02.2009 at 15:00 |
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